Graphic Design… and why I hate it.

I’m well versed in the practice.

I have put time into studying the theory.

My applicational knowledge of aesthetics and composition is off the charts.

But art isn’t my job. To sound super pretentious: Art is my passion. And making art for other people is rarely a fun endeavor. But if you bring me a design idea, I will tell you why it sucks (or doesn’t) and why I won’t attach my name to that idea (or will).
I will do it for the low, low price of 250 ALIAS, though (and that comes with up to 3 small changes). So it never hurts to ask. The worst I can say is “No.”

Below are a few things I may be persuaded to do.

Completed Projects

Here you can find some of the projects I have completed for my very rare clients. These will appear as I get a wild hair and feel like explaining a process. So don’t expect to see this updated a lot. If you click the logos below you can follow my process in creating these designs. It’s a lot more complicated than it looks and I’ll try to make it as interesting as possible because let’s face it… logos aren’t very visually interesting. All of the neat parts come with the psychological effects they are designed to induce.